The young man couldn't stand to be continually disappointed by the fair sex and so he decided to try the official wedding with a tasty pizza. Following the categorical refusal by the various local churches, he would then go to a pizzeria, where the pizza makers organized the event.
The pizza was coated with a white veil for the occasion and immediately afterwards, at the boy's house, an evening of passion was consumed. I wonder if accusations of uxoricide will be raised.